The coffee shop is called Espresso Yourself...

But it's not a sure thing. You're talking about it like I'll definitely be working there, and that's far from the case. I still have to turn in my application and go through the interview process.

[Even that is a pretty big deal for him.]

I'm worried they might fire me quickly, though. It'll be pretty obvious pretty quickly that mixing drinks with cut tendons is probably not even worth minimum wage.