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[The gear comes on as she sets it (or maybe drops it) on the hotel room's dresser.  Funny, she was just telling someone recently about how they're on a hair trigger for turning on to broadcast unintentionally...]

....how did you get out?

[Sprawling across both of the beds, giving no fucks that she's taking them up entirely is a large milotic.  Odette lids her eyes at Belphe lazily and then peers in the direction of the bathroom where....yeah, that sure is the sound of water running.   The source is revealed momentarily as Nor and Nand skitter out of the bathroom, the two eevees carrying a pot of water between them.]

Vee! Vee! Veeeeeee!!


[In a joint effort that looks like they've been practicing it for hours, they fling the water in a glorious fan at the milotic who bats at it with her tail, neatly reducing it to a fine spray that covers her.   ....and the bedcovers.  ....and the walls.

....and the carpet.  

The eevees squeal their pleasure and then skitter off with the empty pot back to the bathroom for an encore performance.   Belphe seems more or less at a loss by this display and sinks onto a corner of the mattress with an audible squish.  Somewhere overhead, the ceiling begins to drip.]


He's supposed to be training you....   [is all she can think of to say.  If nothing else, Sho has ensured that being made to wait around for him to acquire a Zephyr badge of his own will not be a boring one...]

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Date: 2013-04-04 11:32 pm (UTC)
foolishwren: as i was, you shall be (Default)
From: [personal profile] foolishwren
[oh no]

[here it comes]


U STUPID

SLUT


HOE

[Text]

Date: 2013-04-04 11:39 pm (UTC)
foolishwren: as i was, you shall be (Default)
From: [personal profile] foolishwren
[Apparently, since it's coming from the 'Gear of a person that Belphe has never communicated with before.]

YEA U HEARD ME


STOOPID BITCH



FUCK U

[Text]

Date: 2013-04-04 11:51 pm (UTC)
foolishwren: as i was, you shall be (Default)
From: [personal profile] foolishwren
UR WORST NITEMARE


LIEK U NO THE 1 WHERE UR IN SKOOL AND SUDENLY UR NAKED

IM THE 1 DAT'S WORSE THAN DAT

[Text]

Date: 2013-04-07 05:56 pm (UTC)
foolishwren: as i was, you shall be (Default)
From: [personal profile] foolishwren
NO UR THE 1 WHOSE FUCKIGN CONFYOOZED

IM ONTO U

U WATCH UR BACK

SLUT HOE

[Text]

Date: 2013-04-09 04:38 pm (UTC)
foolishwren: as i was, you shall be (Default)
From: [personal profile] foolishwren
LOL IM NOT SKARED OF U HOE

UR 2 STOOPID TO EVNE B A REEL FOE

N IF U THINK U R, MAYB U'D BETTER GO











2 HELL



[Feeling extremely satisfied with his rebuttal, Slightly closes the 'Gear, internally congratulating himself on a job well done.]

[... But then a thought strikes him and he flips it back open long enough to type:]


(ur supposd 2 reed that liek a rap 4 full effeckt, sayin it out lowd will helap if ur 2 dum to lissen in ur hed)

bye

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